lets play how many more people are going to message me for the address
PEOPLE KEEP MESSAGING ME WHERE IT IS AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH IT SO IM JUST SAYING ‘the big house in west egg you cant miss it’
im having too much fun
(via brassy-and-sassy)
worried that squirrels were eating all the birdseed, so we set up a camera
i do not think that is a squirrel
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I thought I was in a bad mood
and then I saw this.
this can pretty much make everything better
HERE YOU GO FOLLOWERS
Yes, yes, this makes everything better.
omg
(via dopiestofthemall)
imagine if real life worked like tumblr where if you decided you didn’t like someone you could click a button and you would never see or hear from them again
restraining orders
oh
(via dopiestofthemall)
the power button looks like sex i mean look at it
there is a long straight thing going inside a circle
omg it lookS LIKE THAT BECAUSE
IT TURNS
THINGS
ON
#DONE
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Ways to kill your enemies
I know way too much about killing people because of this website
I STILL DON’T UNDERSTAND HOW THESE INVISIBLE BALLS ARE SUPPOSED TO KILL YOU???? 250K NOTES DOES ANYBODY ACTUALLY KNOW
by swallowing the water without the knowledge of the balls’ presence, you’re basically destined to choke on them
bubble tea of death
Bubble tea of death
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(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via brassy-and-sassy)
Wonton Noodles at Ken’s Chinese (by deeeelish)
“Rory’s the most beautiful man I’ve ever met.”
“I don’t care that you grew old, I care that we didn’t grow old together.”
(via carry-on-my-wayward-pond)